Despite the universe’s best efforts! News:
1. On Saturday, yes, I did break a rib, and yes, I did get to go to trauma via helicopter. It’s really not that serious, I just have impressive bruises and am walking kind of slow. (I was out of the hospital within about 2 hours, so really not that serious.)
2. On Monday I started my new job, working for Mozilla Corporation. It’s a great deal of fun so far and everyone has been really nice. I’m excited to take up a whole bunch of new challenges.
3. I’ll be speaking at the Zend Conference on Wednesday October 10th on the topic of "Premium PHP".